There are to many things happening tonight to work I’ve been told. The pig escaped for instance, which wouldn’t be a problem normally if it weren’t for the flying shark. The skeleton keeps offering it a banana but the shark only wants little bites. The pirates meanwhile, clearly terrified by a living skeleton decided to shoot it with a cannon. This had the desired effect of scattering the undead bones while accidentally letting the shark eat the full banana in one bite. Now that the shark was no longer distracted it turned about towards said pirates and declared “I’m still hungry”…

I’m afraid this could go all night.